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Kingdom Come 2: Mayhem and Laughter Unleashed

Author : Ethan Update:Mar 14,2025

Every session in Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 is a unique adventure, not just because of its brutal realism and unforgiving medieval setting, but also due to the sheer absurdity that unfolds at every turn. Below are some of the craziest side quests I encountered while exploring Bohemia. These tales are spoiler-free, focusing solely on the game's unpredictable charm.

Table of Contents

  • Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song
  • Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern
  • Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog
  • Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price
  • Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies
  • Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out

Laboring for Troubadours, Only to Receive a Terrible Song

In the charming town of Želejov, nestled in the heart of the map, I found two lazy troubadours dreaming of Bohemian musical domination. Their aspirations, however, were hampered by a lack of funds, an instrument, and any discernible artistic direction. Should they sing of noble ideals or beautiful women? The possibilities were endless, or so it seemed.

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Determined to help, Henry (the player character) embarks on a series of increasingly ridiculous tasks. First, a lute is acquired (illegally, of course). Then, the strings snap, requiring a trip to a hunter for sheep gut replacements. Further complications arise when the bards reveal outstanding debts to the innkeeper, refusing to work off their debt, claiming it's beneath their genius to carry sacks. After a grueling odyssey of errands, they finally have everything they need: an instrument, freedom, and... inspiration. Their reward? A soul-crushingly dull song about Henry's mundane exploits. The locals cringe, Henry facepalms, and I burst into laughter.

Rescuing an Alcoholic Hunter... and Delivering Him Straight to the Tavern

Remember those lute strings? They required the craftsmanship of a local hunter, Vojtěch. The catch? Vojtěch is a drunkard who'd encountered a pack of wolves and climbed a tree for safety. During the rescue, he falls and injures his leg. The intended outcome involves carrying him back to camp, saving his horse, and helping him sober up. In return, he'd become a loyal ally. But what if I chose to honor his wishes and deliver him directly to the tavern?

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I did just that, lugging Vojtěch through forests and swamps. His reaction upon arrival? Less than enthusiastic. He wasn't pleased with my "help," complaining about his predicament and abandoning me. Our next encounter was even more memorable; a grumpy Vojtěch offered the finest view behind his shack as compensation. "It's the best I can offer," he muttered.

Confronting the Polovtsians, Only to Philosophize with a Dog

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In Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2, the Polovtsians are the antagonists. Finding them causing trouble in a tavern, I prepared for a confrontation. Instead, I found friendly individuals eager to socialize. Soon, I was matchmaking, drinking, and even singing with them. Then, a talking dog interrupted, lecturing me on life's purpose and challenging me to swim across a lake. I survived, though not without fits of laughter.

Going Rogue as a Thief and Paying the Price

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After mastering stealth and burglary, I became Public Enemy Number One. A single botched heist—looting a guard barracks—led to my near-arrest. It wasn't the theft itself that gave me away, but the evidence I left behind: flashy accessories and the lingering smell of my ill-gotten gains. The attention to detail is remarkable.

Selling a Stolen Horse and Meeting Gypsies

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I stole a horse and attempted to sell it to Mikolaj, a gypsy horse trader. Mikolaj was asleep, and the horse bolted before I could secure it. After waiting for dawn, I finally made the sale, but not without enduring Mikolaj's leisurely breakfast routine. Even minor escapades become hilarious misadventures.

Why Kingdom Come: Deliverance 2 Stands Out

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These anecdotes only scratch the surface. Every decision, however minor, has consequences that ripple through the world in unexpected ways. Whether rescuing drunkards, philosophizing with dogs, or narrowly avoiding arrest, the game is endlessly entertaining. Its commitment to realism and immersion makes every playthrough unique, a must-play for open-world RPG fans. Bohemia awaits!

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